theductiletroll:

jeanmarcoing:

songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit

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As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

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team-free-spuffy:

paganmoma:

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

The placebo effect at its finest

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fatass-mcnotits:

noondaylantern:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

i think you mean carcified

There were car crusades
There are car holy wars
There are cars debating religion of a higher car being

This world is fucked up

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durkin62:

feathery-dreamer:

laterovaries:

fireandicewillsuffice:

generalgemini-booknerd:

ironboobs:

"Oh captain, my captain."

yesss…

DPS and a list of beautiful words? Oh yes.

Love.

this is very useful

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moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

thatderp:

fortheloveofhulk:

the-silence-wears-westwood:

What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.

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What if it’s the other way around?

I don’t know which disturbs me more.

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reikaoki:

imthezombiequeen:

alishalovescats1701:

crimsonclad:

five-boys-with-accents:

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

Oh

oh

And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

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theroyalwitch:

modernmjolnirmonthly:

jaimejustelaphoto:

Red Velvet Ice Cream

That is the most evil looking ice cream I’ve ever seen.

I must have it.

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Hahaha, fuck all of your white guilt, nerds. It will never get to me.

richarcl:

dying is taking too long

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inkerton-kun:

when you want to replay a videogame but then you remember that part

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katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

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mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

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spacey-mage:

More Jade pictures~!

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For every ✶ I get, I will post one thing about myself

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